May 21, 2012

um, i'm totes busted....

Listen up lovely readers, cos we have what can only be described as a Major First World Problem on our hands. 

As you would know, a few weeks ago I was very close to cracking 500 likers over on my Facebook page.  In a spur of the moment, borderline romantic gesture, my Lovely Husband announced that he was about to become the 500th liker.  Cue loving looks and genuine thanks from me.  For at the time, I thought it was just a little bit lovely that my non-facebook loving husband had decided to 'like' my page and become the 500th liker.  Talk about teamwork. Yep, we're nothing if not a Team.


Anyho, fast forward a couple of weeks on from that romantic gesture and reality has hit.  My husband is reading this god dam blog.  And talking to me about it. And it's freaking me out.

I mean, up until a few sweet weeks ago, he had NO IDEA about the extended periods of time I may or may not spend at shopping centres. So let's just say that the Gourmet Garden Blog Off/Cook Off could not have come at a better time.  Because right now, thanks to 5 blog posts in a row that consisted of nothing but recipes, he thinks I spend my days whipping up incredible dinners, engaging in copious amounts of housework and other similar 1952 style domestic activities. Which I totally do.  See....



But, let's face it,  it's not all aprons and vacuum cleaners around here, people.  I think it's fair to say that spend ALOT of time at the shops.  And it's not always to buy delicious tubes of herbs.  No, sometimes it's to buy other things.  Important things.  Like shoes.  And handbags.  And anything else that should happen to be on sale.

Robina I heart you.
But not your random shootings.
I'll be back when shopping there doesn't require wearing a bullet proof vest.

And so you can see, lovely reader, that I am 
Totes Busted.

So Scott, if you're reading this (and I know you totally are)
I'd just like to apologise in advance for the chest pains, high blood pressure and popping neck veins that you may or may not experience while reading this blog.
But look, if it makes you feel any better, it could be worse.
You could be reading the credit card statements instead.
xox


15 comments:

  1. hahaha well done chick! that was a great read!
    Tara
    Everyday Happenings x

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    1. Thanks Tara. Glad it gave you a bit of a chuckle x

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  2. This is the exact reason that my fiance doesn't know my blog name!

    He knows I blog and I often talk to him about it but I have sworn him off trying to find it otherwise I'll be busted for MANY secret purchases ;) X

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    1. Thought you might get a giggle out of that one x

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  4. Luckily hubby knows I blog but doesn't really get it!

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    1. And that's exactly how it needs to stay! Trust me on that one x

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  5. Oh I love this post! I'm currently drafting my next post which contains all of my guilty secrets. I could be divorced if he ever stumbles across my blog. Luckily, I'm not sure he even knows what one it...
    K.xxx
    PS. I married an accountant. He loves going over the credit card statement. Lucky I'm an accountant too and know how to fudge the books! :)

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    1. Glad you enjoyed the post! And thanks so much for RT-ing it on twitter.
      I'm definitely no accountant and I've never been good with numbers, but I'm very good at hiding receipts, tags and other shopping related clues x

      PS: I'm loving that two accountants married each other...I bet it goes OFF at your place at tax time...

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    2. It was sooo worth the retweet. I loved it! And you have made me totally nervous! :)

      And yes, we celebrate NYE on the 30th of June. MASSIVE party! But we are only allowed one party popper each. The rest get saved for the following year...

      K.x

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  6. You are seriously funny and such a good writer. Well done - you're "totes awesome". PS: When I go shopping all of my items get stuffed into one bag so my hubster is pleasantly surprised when I walk through the door ... "not a great shopping day then?". Ha. x

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    1. Nikki, you are too kind...if you think I'm funny now, you should see me in action after a couple of drinks. Seriously. I'm the funniest girl in the room and I don't mind telling anyone that listens. Which, come to think of it, probably isn't that funny.

      PS: Love your shopping tactic. I think I might have to start doing that one myself x

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  7. He he busted! But how sweet is he to be your 500th liker (congratulations!!).

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    1. It was very sweet of him and yes, I'm so busted!!

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