# 1 // Auto Correct. Because SO is a word. Please iphone peeps, stop changing the word 'so' to the word 'do' EVERY SINGLE TIME I TRY TO TYPE IT.
#2 // Retail Christmas. Because shopping for Christmas decorations before we've even had Father's Day is just wrong. Please big department stores, stop with the setting up of your fancy pants Christmas gear IN AUGUST.
#3 // Bathroom Scales. Because they suck. Please everybody, just throw those pesky scales out and love yourself sick (regardless of what that stupid little number is when you stand on the stupid little scales every damn morning.) You are NOT A NUMBER.
#4 // People Going on Holidays. Because if one more person tells me they're going on an overseas trip this year I might just POKE MY EYE OUT WITH AN EFFING STICK. Please everybody, can we all just calm down with the mega holidays...at least until I get to go somewhere too.
#5 // Slutty Shorts. Because they look ridiculous on everybody, ESPECIALLY LITTLE GIRLS. Please clothing stores, can we start stocking the shelves with age appropriate clothing? Call me Old Fashioned, but I don't want my 7 year old wearing slutty denim shorts while she's, oh I don't know, anywhere. Please somebody, anybody, make it stop.
K&Co. over and out.
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