the friday five

1 //  Winter Boots complete with missing toe coverage.  Because nothing says 'Winter Boots' like a pair of toeless shoes.  I mean, don't those shoe makers know that the best bit about winter is to not have to bother with getting a pedi for a solid 3 months?  Also, I don't care what anyone says....frost bite is not attractive.  Even in borderline decent looking boots.  Please someone, make this fashion craze go away.

2  //  Crochet Frock.  I mean, really?  As if Nanna's musty smelling, feral coloured, crochet blankets weren't bad enough.  Now you can totally whip one up into an actual dress.  To wear in public.  Complete with half a hood.  FFS.

3  //  Nerdburger Tattoo.  On your foot.  Because let's face it, who doesn't want to have some sort of nerdy chemical equation on their foot.  Forever.  Handy if you're a scientist.  Who only ever wears thongs.

4  //  Coloured Toilet Paper.  This little chestnut of an idea raises all sorts of First World Questions/alarm bells for me, such as, would you choose a colour that matches your bathroom decor or your living room decor?  And is it bio degradable?  And where on earth would you purchase it from? And is it expensive?  And finally, why? Just why?

5  //  Whisky, Caramel, Marshmallow and Bacon Bark.  Because who doesn't like those four foods together?  I mean whenever I think of frying up some bacon, I almost always have the urge to wash it down with carmel covered marshmallows that have been marinating in whisky.  Now, thanks to the brilliance of pinterest, I have an actual recipe that will allow me to combine all four flavours into one awesome bar.  I know what I'll be bringing to the next family lunch....Whisky, Caramel, Marshmallow and Bacon Bark FTW!