Ok, so it's no secret that I'm a hardcore pinner. Yep, I spend a lot of time on pinterest, creating all sorts of boards for my imaginary life. You know, the one where I live in a Hamptons inspired home (complete with full interior designed furnishings), have a dream wardrobe full of designer clothes (that I actually fit into) and jet off to exotic locations every other week.
Recently I've also taken to creating boards that give me a bit of a laugh. Because life is far too short to be taken seriously. So far I've come up with Oookkkaaay Then, Things I will never ever use/do/need and my personal favourite, what's with all the peacocks? But earlier this week, when Scott was away (again) and I was bored out of my mind/trying not to eat my body weight in chocolate, I created a new board cleverly named 'as if' and today, because sharing is caring, I present to you my five favourite things from that very board. Enjoy....
1 // Half Marathon Training Schedule. Ha. AS IF. I'm more of a Full Marathon type of girl.
2 // Bedtime Yoga. OMG, AS IF. Look how bloody uncomfortable that looks. And not at all relaxing. Although it probably would make for one hell of a laugh seeing me trying to swing my tree stump legs over my head, while keeping my arms firmly on the ground.
3 // Toilet Roll Craft. Ok, when I used to teach little children these things were banned from our collage box. For good reason. I mean, they sit in your toilet quietly collecting all sorts of, um, fecal mist (Sorry. Such a gross phrase) and now you'd like me to use one to create a charming looking photo frame. To display actual photos in. Yeah, AS IF.
4 // Teenage Ninja Turtle Mask/Beanie set. Ok people, before we go any further I need to point out that this eye catching arrangement is not a costume. That's right. You can actually wear this out. In public. Because it looks good. Again, AS IF.
5 // Glamping. Seriously. It's totally a thing. But not for this hardcore luxury addict. I think we can all agree that my idea of camping is not having an ensuite in my hotel room, so AS IF you're ever going to get me sleeping in a tent with flowers on a bedside table. Just thinking about that experience is giving me chest pains.
Have a good weekend peeps. Anyone else excited about the impending arrival of the Royal Baby? My money is on a girl named Lateesha ;)
Good luck with the full marathon training. I totally have one of those ninja turtle beanies, just for my dress up box- you never know when the occasion would arise. I'm all for glamping, but my husband wont have a bar of it. Instead i have to make do with the cushy comforts of 5 star accommodation when i step off the private jet he has arranged- ha AS IF!
ReplyDeleteHA! I love the idea of stepping off the private jet. Sounds much nicer than running a marathon or walking to the shower block of a camping ground ;)
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