Tina and Amy. For their witty banter and fab one liners. Obviously.
Lucy Liu. Because her frock could double as an excellent tablecloth. But probably only if I were having a High Tea. Which I'm not. So that's a bit awkward.
Adele. Because she could belt out a few tunes while we chat amongst ourselves and admire her flawless skin. Plus I reckon it's a safe bet she'd rock up with a carton/slab/keg of beer, so it's totally win win.
Nicole Kidman. Because she wouldn't eat much and I'm guessing she could give us some excellent botox advice.
Halle Berry. So I could yank down the top of her frock in an effort to straighten up the lopsided boobage. And yes, boobage is a word.
And finally, Hugh Jackman. Because every good dinner party needs a topless waiter.
Ok, now it's your turn? Who would you have over to dinner? Discuss....
Sofia Vergara, Jim Parsons, Sigourney Weaver, and Kevin Costner would make for an interesting group. Wish Jonny Lee Miller was available - think he was Angelina Jolie's first husband, so he must be extra kinky.
ReplyDeleteThat's a great group! Count me in x
DeleteBoobage should be in the dictionary!! What is with the tablecloth dress??!! I so need foxtel like the rest of the world!! Hugh is on my list too what a spunk!!
ReplyDeleteYes, you're right. Boobage totally should be in the dictionary. Along with totes, FFS & WTF.
DeleteAnd how hot is Hugh right now?! He's totally the new George Clooney. Only without the Nespresso deal and hardcore crush on Ben Affleck.
I would just invite myself to your dinner and keep ordering from the waiter...mmmmmmmmmm...
ReplyDeleteIt's starts at 7. Don't be late x
DeleteWell I would have to have Kirsten Smith! I'll take Hugh Jackman - especailly if he is the topless waiter. Then I would love to have George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. I think it would involve very intellectual dinner conversation!
ReplyDeleteOMG what a spectacular guest list. I am SO there! And I bags sitting in between Clooney and Pitt x
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